I'm sorry to say there's probably a reason you haven't seen a dragon. Remember, they stretching this out into two--no wait, scratch that--three films. You can't go showing your dragon too early.
It reminds me of a parody of the final Harry Potter film(s) the Onion did a while back. See here [theonion.com].
You're absolutely right. Damn you Peter Jackson!! Why did you have to make this movie? Couldn't you just left it to our imaginations of how this movie should have been made?
If you don't like the FUCKING MOVIE then don't FUCKING WATCH it! You fucking child!
And if you don't like reading complaints about changes to the original book, then perhaps you are reading the wrong website. If you don't like it, you can FUCKING GO SOMEWHERE ELSE you fucking child.
And if you don't like reading complaints about complaints, then you're definately reading the wrong website. Now if you'll excuse me, i'm going to FUCKING GO SOMEWHERE ELSE before someone calls me a fucking child:p
You know, Callahan's is a peaceable bar, but if you ask that dog what his
favorite formatter is, and he says "roff! roff!", well, I'll just have to...
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make me shave my feet in shame
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"Homeland."
F***k that sh*t.
WTF, where's the freakin' D R A G O N ??? !!! (Score:2)
WHAT THE FUCK ?!!!
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It reminds me of a parody of the final Harry Potter film(s) the Onion did a while back. See here [theonion.com].
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The whole homeland crap in the voiceover narration betrays horrible mis-representation.
The lure was the TREASURE.
The battle of 5 armies was over preserving the TREASURE.
Lonely Mountain was never a "homeland". That was Khazad Dum.
Re:WTF, where's the freakin' D R A G O N ??? !!! (Score:1)
If you don't like the FUCKING MOVIE then don't FUCKING WATCH it! You fucking child!
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And if you don't like reading complaints about changes to the original book, then perhaps you are reading the wrong website. If you don't like it, you can FUCKING GO SOMEWHERE ELSE you fucking child.
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